{"product_id":"no-lettuce-research-hoodie-new","title":"No Lettuce Lt. Gyro Unisex Hoodie!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This hoodie makes that clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSame field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro hoodie — 8 oz. cotton-poly blend, built heavy enough for serious outdoor research and comfortable enough for the post-tasting debrief. The only difference is the stance on lettuce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDouble-lined hood for late-night halal cart runs. Pouch pocket for critical findings. No drawcord, because safety matters even when the lettuce situation does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. 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