No Lettuce Lt. Gyro Unisex Hoodie!
No Lettuce Lt. Gyro Unisex Hoodie!
Some people put lettuce on their gyro. Lt. Gyro is not those people. This hoodie makes that clear.
Same field-tested construction as the standard issue Lt. Gyro hoodie — 8 oz. cotton-poly blend, built heavy enough for serious outdoor research and comfortable enough for the post-tasting debrief. The only difference is the stance on lettuce.
Double-lined hood for late-night halal cart runs. Pouch pocket for critical findings. No drawcord, because safety matters even when the lettuce situation does not.
Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, because ethical gyro research matters. Even when the lettuce doesn't.
Ideal For: Removing lettuce from gyros without apology · Explaining to strangers why lettuce ruins everything · Looking extremely official while doing absolutely none of this professionally
Product Details: 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-poly blend · Pill-resistant air jet yarn · Double-needle stitching throughout · Double-lined hood · Pouch pocket · 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex · No drawcord · Made with 45% renewable energy
Side Effects: You will never be able to eat a gyro with lettuce again. This was always going to happen. Lt. Gyro just made it official.
Size |
Body length |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
XS |
26" |
26" |
18" |
32 1/2" |
S |
27" |
27" |
20" |
33" |
M |
28" |
28" |
22" |
34" |
L |
29" |
29" |
24" |
35" |
XL |
30" |
30" |
26" |
36" |
2XL |
31" |
31" |
28" |
37" |
3XL |
32" |
32" |
30" |
38" |
4XL |
33" |
33" |
32" |
39" |
5XL |
34" |
30" |
34" |
40" |